Kitty Rules...tomar uno

I have decided to start making my own personal rules to live by...

as of 9:56 pm last night my first rule went into effect...

1)If you ignore me once, I ignore you FOREVER and follow up with stealing your entire compact disc collection...

things have just started escalating from that one simple thought and text message...

2)when wondering something just ask, with the exception of those times you are sitting at the table going is she pregnant? could she be pregnant? wonder if that's water in her glass? at this point in time ixnay this rule...its out the window

3) Don't contact me, I'll contact you (unless you are an attractive guy of course, because I will over analyze the shit out of when, where, why and the if's and uncomfortable after feelings of contacting you...)

4) use your wit to your advantage at any point, throw it out there in any given situation - never know when it might work for ya (ex. oh is it hot girls get in free night? worked again!2 out 3 isn't bad...saved me $10 so far) not that the guy actually thought I was attractive but it was witty and it worked! LOL

RULE #5........this maybe one of most importance so listen up, MC DONALDS AFTER 1 AM IS NO LONGER AN OPTION! not sure where or why in this world I thought my extremely friendly case of acid reflux would want to hang out with that ten piece nugget I slammed at 2Am today but I guess I just thought I'd give them one more shot at being besty's...turns out they still don't get along they let me know that about 6AM this morning while still partyin IN my throat, I finally had to kick them out about 7:30

a continuacion se.....