Monday, March 16, 2009

Little bit of Inspiration

'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on this sentence... 'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

Friday, March 13, 2009

I know I can....

Rule #8 ... Be a simple kind of.......woman?

Make things easier for myself! I will quit overanalyzing every detail of life. No body is too good... No task is too tall! If it's not going the way you want, then its not meant to be what you thought it could! Simple, move on! You and I will both be ok in the end, and in the after thought everything you overcooked while the fire was on in the kitchen will have been just another meal on life's plate. There is no time to be wasted at the dinner table. Live life simply...EAT IT UP!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Meow...

Rule #7... Let it be! No matter what happens, cope with it and let it roll off my feathers! get a good chuckle out of all my misfortunes!

This came to me after an interesting experience where I practically killed Brit's dryer last night, instead of flipping out we both laughed and today it coughed some more soap out of the lint trap and we are back to normal functioning!

Friday, March 6, 2009

This just in...

Rule # 6.......Don't call me Ma'am

I have severe anxiety about birthdays and getting older and I am only 22 so please...just DON'T!

Kitty Rules...tomar uno

I have decided to start making my own personal rules to live by...

as of 9:56 pm last night my first rule went into effect...

1)If you ignore me once, I ignore you FOREVER and follow up with stealing your entire compact disc collection...

things have just started escalating from that one simple thought and text message...

2)when wondering something just ask, with the exception of those times you are sitting at the table going is she pregnant? could she be pregnant? wonder if that's water in her glass? at this point in time ixnay this rule...its out the window

3) Don't contact me, I'll contact you (unless you are an attractive guy of course, because I will over analyze the shit out of when, where, why and the if's and uncomfortable after feelings of contacting you...)

4) use your wit to your advantage at any point, throw it out there in any given situation - never know when it might work for ya (ex. oh is it hot girls get in free night? worked again!2 out 3 isn't bad...saved me $10 so far) not that the guy actually thought I was attractive but it was witty and it worked! LOL

RULE #5........this maybe one of most importance so listen up, MC DONALDS AFTER 1 AM IS NO LONGER AN OPTION! not sure where or why in this world I thought my extremely friendly case of acid reflux would want to hang out with that ten piece nugget I slammed at 2Am today but I guess I just thought I'd give them one more shot at being besty's...turns out they still don't get along they let me know that about 6AM this morning while still partyin IN my throat, I finally had to kick them out about 7:30

a continuacion se.....

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Your life is right now! It's not later! It's not in that time of retirement. It's not when the lover gets here. It's not when you've moved into the new house. It's not when you get the better job. Your life is right now. It will always be right now. You might as well decide to start enjoying your life right now, because it's not ever going to get better than right now--until it gets better right now!