Non-boyfriend has just been shoved into serious

Meg:My mom and her bf disgust me. Weird flirting. Ew.

Me: Ok so he is officially the bf? Ummm yeah that is weird I would be
creeped out a little

Meg: It really freaks me out and she kind of wants to talk to me about it.
Don't.
And last night every time I would talk he would interrupt and she would
listen to him and not me. And he has a mustache


Me: Ew like what does she say? What does she want to ask you?
I would kill him, why is he interrupting you? Like a steve morford *
stache? GAG or a john schroeder** stache? LOL My dad has a mustache***


Meg: He doesn't talk to me. He just talks to her. Last night he asked me
about abbie's(*4) school

Me: Wtf? So he's a complete dick bag then? Sounds like a real cheese ball,
I can smell his stinky phenuter from here!


Meg: Oh I can go on and on. Srsly (my new fave abbr) want to make mad fun of
him and tell my mom that it pisses me off. But she will just be mad and
call me selfish. And she is ignoring me and he is gross.


Me: Ok he's the one who sounds selfish... So did he go to the game with you
last night? Srsly great abbr! I luv abbr. I thought she thought he was a
tool, why the sudden change of heart? Maybe she found out what he could
do with his tool huh?


Meg: Ha gross but prob true. Oh and he asked me for my number for xmas gift ideas. Don't call me thanks. Mick(*5) is looking Better and better


Me: Ohhhhh burn you just threw the Mick flag! Toupe is better than the stache eh?
Yeah seriously don't call and don't worry nothing you would pick out would be good enough anyway...
Maybe you could give him some ridiculous ideas she'd hate.....EVIL....get in the spirit

TO BE CONTINUED..............


* our old HS principal
** County attorney for our small county in NE (very short;giant stache)
*** Paul Sr. enough said
**** MF best friend living with her mom to finish up med school
*****Mom's ex toupe' wearing jerk

Vampires,Taylor Swift & Mr.Goodbars

Just a few of my favorite things. My second job is becoming a pain in my royal ass and is pretty suckish. sometimes I feel I've got to..........RUNAWAY. I've got to..........GET AWAY. Stop putting your mixed emotions in my face world and every being inside of it! ok....thanks. If I had known such a simple request could stop it I would have done it long ago.....now just why didn't I think of that? Next................

we shall talk about, betty-lou-hoo and christmas! My xmas wish is to eat a lot, sleep when I am tired and try to score some of the candy that looks like glass and is dowsed in powdered sugar making it rocktastic. I would be perfectly content if I never heard the phrase "peanut brittle" or "vodka" from anyone over the holiday season.

feel like I can't go.........an....y..........mo...........rrrrrrrrrrrrre! my eyelids are as heavy as mama cass and all I want to do is take little doze.........not for another six hours though :(