Non-boyfriend has just been shoved into serious

Meg:My mom and her bf disgust me. Weird flirting. Ew.

Me: Ok so he is officially the bf? Ummm yeah that is weird I would be
creeped out a little

Meg: It really freaks me out and she kind of wants to talk to me about it.
Don't.
And last night every time I would talk he would interrupt and she would
listen to him and not me. And he has a mustache


Me: Ew like what does she say? What does she want to ask you?
I would kill him, why is he interrupting you? Like a steve morford *
stache? GAG or a john schroeder** stache? LOL My dad has a mustache***


Meg: He doesn't talk to me. He just talks to her. Last night he asked me
about abbie's(*4) school

Me: Wtf? So he's a complete dick bag then? Sounds like a real cheese ball,
I can smell his stinky phenuter from here!


Meg: Oh I can go on and on. Srsly (my new fave abbr) want to make mad fun of
him and tell my mom that it pisses me off. But she will just be mad and
call me selfish. And she is ignoring me and he is gross.


Me: Ok he's the one who sounds selfish... So did he go to the game with you
last night? Srsly great abbr! I luv abbr. I thought she thought he was a
tool, why the sudden change of heart? Maybe she found out what he could
do with his tool huh?


Meg: Ha gross but prob true. Oh and he asked me for my number for xmas gift ideas. Don't call me thanks. Mick(*5) is looking Better and better


Me: Ohhhhh burn you just threw the Mick flag! Toupe is better than the stache eh?
Yeah seriously don't call and don't worry nothing you would pick out would be good enough anyway...
Maybe you could give him some ridiculous ideas she'd hate.....EVIL....get in the spirit

TO BE CONTINUED..............


* our old HS principal
** County attorney for our small county in NE (very short;giant stache)
*** Paul Sr. enough said
**** MF best friend living with her mom to finish up med school
*****Mom's ex toupe' wearing jerk

Vampires,Taylor Swift & Mr.Goodbars

Just a few of my favorite things. My second job is becoming a pain in my royal ass and is pretty suckish. sometimes I feel I've got to..........RUNAWAY. I've got to..........GET AWAY. Stop putting your mixed emotions in my face world and every being inside of it! ok....thanks. If I had known such a simple request could stop it I would have done it long ago.....now just why didn't I think of that? Next................

we shall talk about, betty-lou-hoo and christmas! My xmas wish is to eat a lot, sleep when I am tired and try to score some of the candy that looks like glass and is dowsed in powdered sugar making it rocktastic. I would be perfectly content if I never heard the phrase "peanut brittle" or "vodka" from anyone over the holiday season.

feel like I can't go.........an....y..........mo...........rrrrrrrrrrrrre! my eyelids are as heavy as mama cass and all I want to do is take little doze.........not for another six hours though :(

X TWO

So I am starting a new (another) job today. I need extra money for christmas expenses and so I told my selfish ass that it couldn't hurt me! I need to buck up and get my life back under control anyway...it seems as though it has been spinning out there lately! Lots and lots of fun but wowy! Trying to calm down a little bit...at least for a while. can you say social butterfly? The only thing it is helping is that I can't remember the last time I turned my tv on besides to watch the election coverage or the news....and it never hurts anybody to go out more, take in life and not watch so much tv! I have fallen off of my health kick in this last few weeks but I am picking it back up as of yesterday and trying it again.... sometimes we get sidetracked, I am not giving up! So change it is! This is my new goal....... just don't get overwhelmed!

on to other things I ruined a surprise today. I wish someone would have told me it was a surprise before I went running my mouth but............... they didn't and I spilled the beans all over! Everyone forgive me :)

Douche Bag City!

WOW! the title says it all about the freaks who were out and about last night....... Weird weird vibe! I absolutely hate it when that happens. Oh well it kept me from getting really wasted because honestly I wasn't having that good of a time...lol. I mean the dbags were certainly entertainment for my Thursday night. Sometimes I see these people and have stop and wonder who in the hell their parents are... Honestly, SOME PEOPLE'S KIDS! Get a grip... Anyway on to bigger and better things, TODAY is the day I have been looking forward to for months. Getting to see all of my old friends again and taking all of my home friends along! I don't even know what to expect...obviously a good time but things could spin out of control! There is no telling with our group! Husker saturday is also in store for tomorrow! I haven't been to a game in a couple years and I am totally stoked about being a member of the sea of red again! Holla, Bo! One of my concerns is that it is so EARLY... its no good when you don't even get to get the full effects of your hangover before you start drinking again which I am sure is what will be happening tomorrow!

Out~

Energy Gods answer my prayers!

Ugh...... I am so shot! I am miserable. I feel like my head isn't even attached to my body LOL. I am off in LaLa land. I am relying on yoga tonight to make me feel better and hoping that when I get home my heat will be working so I can cuddle up in my bed and drift off to sleep!

On a lighter note...

* I am excited for my trip to Lincoln next week! GO BIG RED

*Can't wait for a haircut on Saturday! that always makes a girl feel better :)

* Saturday Em and I are having sister day.... NO HUSBAND AND NO KIDS! (well maybe a little of my nephews wouldn't hurt ;)

* One week closer to Halloween!

*looking forward to feeling well again

*Had a really big opportunity day at work yesterday!

You Just Know...

There are just some things you know! For example the feeling of butterflies when you meet someone new...you just know! Or to not buy the cheap toilet paper because you know you will regret it; or that you are NOT going to smoke when you go out for drinks b/c you have gone all week long w/o it won't be necessary( I always know I am lying to myself on that one)! But unfortunately for me today that is not the case... when I got to work 15 minutes early like always and I get logged on to the system and open my BOD reports and there is only one item pending...I knew it was going to be a long day! All of my work for the day had been done before the work day ever started... The phone hasn't rang in so long I was beginning to wonder if we even unforwarded it today? Turns out yes we did....it's just that dead! So if you have any suggestions for internet surfing sites or just any information you need looked up on the net but you are lucky enough and busy enough not to have time to do it yourself....hit me up!

Methyl Methacrylate

geez Louise! I got this stupid new retainer today that makes me feel like a 14 yr. old again. Man that was an awkward time in life wasn't it? anyway I am ordered to wear it twelve hours a day...too bad the "new" hasn't worn off yet and it tastes like a damn nail salon inside my mouth! It is horrible! I actually think there are fumes coming off of it choking me up and burning the very flesh off of my rugae and raphae! If you are wondering those are the little bumpy lines on the roof of your mouth! you learn something new everyday right? I am actually surprised to find that I can still remember that...I guess I am still retaining information despite all of the brain cells I have killed with my weekend rallies! Anyway I was highly irritated about my appointment today that should have only taken a total of 10 minutes; which it did once I got into the room to be seen. I sat in the waiting room for 40 straight minutes! I just don't get it... I used to work at a dentist office and we had this thing called a schedule?? I know sounds strange right? something to manage your time without wasting your patients? If they would have told me "we have an opening at 9:45 would you like to come then?" I would have gladly done so! I did get to people observe that whole time though~ which is one of my favorite things to do! It's just that I am not a 16 year old kid who could give a rats ass less b/c they are missing "music" I have a job and responsibilities so when you tell me I will be seen at 9am and the appointment is estimated to take 15 minutes that is the message that is relayed to my boss and coworkers!

Anyway on to my people watching...
There always seems to be that one person that is so over the top about everything when your waiting! No matter where you are! you know the chick that isn't whispering to the person she came with? yeah that's her... the one who is making inappropriate comments just being obnoxious and sharing her life and the neighbors with the entire waiting room! I can't stand that girl! Other than that, nothing too unusual. oh besides the woman that I would like to give props to who had a whole tribe of children who were amazingly sitting there more quiet and well behaved than the 15yr. old and her mom with too much gossip!

subway smell and adult children

First of all I made the mistake yet again of eating IN subway for lunch. Now I must bask in this god awful smell of freshly baked bread which surprisingly clings on for a good 10hrs. My brother was in town and today was my cheat day on eating healthy but I didn't take it over board I picked subway to be on the safe side. He made the comment when we got in the car "Damn, I'm going to smell like onions all day!" I chuckled to myself and thought "yeah it kind of does smell like onions as well as bread baking". My brother-in-law says it smells like body odor! so I am walking around soaked in the stench of body odor and onion bread. ATTRACTIVE!

Anyway on to my next topic. This is the first thing that caught my eye this morning as I was wheeling into work with a fogged over window and maybe still a bit of sleep in my eye. There was a lady walking super slow right where I needed to turn in of course, since I was running late. She was wearing an outfit that I swear a 7 yr. old girl had picked out for her. Wait not even a seven yr. old would pick this out, it was an outfit that a 7 yr. old's grandmother had bought her for her birthday and was obligated to wear at least once. Corduroy green pants, a cream turtle neck with what I am assuming was some sort of cat or teddy bear print all over it with a hideous vest to cover up some of the disturbing print. Okay my question is why would a woman of her age find this appropriate to wear? and when do you become suddenly old enough to dress like a little kid again and people allow it... because your old! It makes no sense to me whatsoever. I know, I know one day I won't be hip any more... I'll have children, a family, etc. but for god sake I am not going to find it okay to wear teddy bears and cats on my clothing! It makes me chuckle a little and wonder at the same time what people are thinking in their mind about my attire.

yoga and strep don't mix

So Monday was the beginning of the NEW me....... or so I thought. I got up just the right amount of ambition, made a goal list and joined "Wellness Journey" just in time to catch strep throat! I attended my first yoga class feeling a little under the weather but I survived. I am doing all of this with the great boost of confidence from Mal Pal, btw! Thanks, Mal! Traci then gives us an even bigger boost that we did great and she would like us to just jump right in on power yoga and get where we want to be..........SCARY! Needless to say I woke on Tues with the worst sore throat of my life, just like I had tried eating a flaming sword. We were supposed to have measurements, body fat, etc. on Wednesday right before yoga. I was still under the weather and WEAK, but I did make it there for the measurements and left to hit the sack shortly after. Needless to say I am going to be missing my first scary evening of POWER tonight. If I ever end up being able to put my legs to my head only holding myself up with my hands it will be a damn MIRACLE! I am also going to be missing goal planning with Traci :(. I guess give it another shot and hit it in the ass next week! as for eating better, I'm doing it and oatmeal without sugar SUCKS!

Thanks Grey's!

Needless to say that Grey's did not successfully do it's job of keeping me away from 50cent beers as I am sitting here at my computer wishing I could be watching reruns of Rosanne basking in this gracious state of hungover! Seems everyone else doesn't have shit to do today....you know all of the people who didn't get tanked and dance like a god damn mariachi band last night. The band was all in all very good. The lesbian playing the fiddle could really rock it! It turned out to be a great time. with the exception of my attempt to stay "sober", at which I failed miserably. Its too easy when the drinks are free! I honestly say I would not trade this nauseous feeling for the fun of last night..... seeing your second bar fight ever and the girl whose boyfriend cheated on her with you cry.............PRICELESS.

salami and cheese

Today I am wanting to go home from work more than any other day. What seems to drive me to want to go home the worst? Salami and Cheese! I suddenly have an uncontrolable craving for party food..... maybe it could be due to the text message from a girlfriend that seems to actually be enjoying her Thursday afternoon. I haven't seen her in a few weeks when out of the blue she wants to know what I am doing? what most normal people are doing on a Thursday at 2:00 PM........DAMN THE MAN! anyway come to find out she is spending her afternoon at my favorite bar playing cheap games of keno, an activity that I am so unfortunately unable to attend. :( Salud! to those of you who are fortunate enough to be engaging in wishful thinking of the 9-5ers!

Another thing on my mind? GREY'S! Tonight is the season premiere. call me a follower, fine! I thought the same thing up until the day I had no choice but to partake in watching the dreaded show from episode one. Roommates! My roommate about two years ago was a die hard, needless to say I ended up being one too! I am hoping for a two hour premiere. It is deserved after the writers strike last season. This will also keep me away from the party scene of 50cent draws on Thursday's that I seem to have no will power against!